ok, here goes.
1. I have a fuzzy Pomeranian dog named Pompom, we call her the Nazi dog because of the way she walks (she extends her arms out when she walks). Unfortunately one of my friends dropped her and
2.I usually sleep without my pants on.
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I am not gay
4.I just grew my 3rd testicle last week
5.Although I never got a traffic ticket or any accident (I did minorly scratch 1 car, 1 car), I have made many mistakes like running red lights (the day as im typing this is the same day that I ran my 2nd one, IM SORRY PPL, ITS AN ACCIDENT).
6.I have Xenophobia, not the "afraid of aliens" one, more like the Fear of the Unknown (not in terms of space or anything either, I love that stuff)
7.I hate how SSBB keeps getting delayed, I also hate the Existence of Final Fantasy 7.
8.I Fucking hate weeaboos, expecially the person in this YouTube Video
9.This Picture scares the fuck out of me.
10.Fact: you have just read this message





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...wait, did I just type that out loud?
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"Wait wait wait. You have a girlfriend who cosplays, plays video games, enjoys conventions and is woo'd by you drawing her avatar from a message board? Man you fucking suck. Here I am trying to get with a socially inept girl and you basically got a dream!
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what?
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Check out my gallery and my prints
[link] Gallery
[link] Prints
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Steps on how to use photoshop well:
1. Close Photoshop
2. Open MSpaint
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